Apocalypticon (The Apocalypticon Series Book 1)

Apocalypticon (The Apocalypticon Series Book 1)

<h3>Welcome to a whole new kind of apocalypse...a dark, hilarious, and heart-wrenching tale of machetes, adventure, friendship, and pudding. "The best post-apocalyptic story ever written. Period."</h3><br />"...absolutely hilarious...this book is a hell of a lot of fun!" - <i>Boing Boing</i><br /><br />"...it's what a post-apocalyptic novel would look like if written by Joss Whedon." - <i>CCLaP</i><br /><br />"Equal parts Mad Max and Monty Python...one hilarious, harrowing and heart-wrenching tale." - Steven Luna, Author of the <i>Joe Vampire</i> series.<br /><br /><b>What readers are saying:</b><br /><br /><i>"This book deserves a movie"<br /><br />"I'll carry this book's memory into all other books as an expectation to be met"<br /><br />"A real gem in the Apocalypse genre!"</i><br /><br />Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. <br /><br />He’s going to Disney World.<br /><br />This hilarious, heartfelt, gut-wrenching odyssey through post-apocalyptic America is a pilgrimage peppered with peril, as fellow survivors Patrick and Ben encounter a slew of odd characters, from zombie politicians and deranged survivalists to a milky-eyed oracle who doesn't have a lot of good news. Plus, it looks like Patrick may be hiding the real reason for their mission to the Magic Kingdom...