How to Move to Canada: A Discontented American's Guide to Canadian Relocation

How to Move to Canada: A Discontented American's Guide to Canadian Relocation

<p>"That's it, I'm moving to Canada." It's been threatened before, but maybe this time it's for real. </p><p>If you or someone you know is discontented, distressed, or downright disturbed, maybe the Great White North is right for you, eh. But how much do you really know about Canada? </p><ul> <li>Can you do a job that Canada needs (do you play hockey, drill for oil, or make poutine?)?</li> <li>Can you identify the best Canadian province for your lifestyle (lots of tundra or just some tundra?)? </li> <li>Can you master the proper pronunciation of "sorry"?</li> <li>What strange wizardry is the Canadian government?</li> <li>Is maple syrup acceptable substitution for currency?</li></ul><p>At long last, <em>How to Move to Canada</em> can help make your vague threat into a cold Canadian reality. This book is also full of activities such as: </p><ul> <li>Color the flag of your new homeland</li> <li>Match the strange Canuck dialect with their local definitions</li> <li>And more!</li></ul><p><strong>PLEASE NOTE:</strong> This is a humor book. It won't really help you emigrate. Rather, it's a subversive mix of real information on the Great White North plus a hilarious look at all the reasons why you won't like it there any better — and why they probably won't have you anyway. </p>