You Know You're 40 When...

You Know You're 40 When...

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Are you almost over the hill? Know someone who is?<br><br>Getting older is no fun, but it sure can be funny. How do you know when you€re approaching the big 4-0? <br><br>Here are a few clues:<br><br>* Comb-overs are starting to make a certain kind of sense.<br>* A kid you once babysat for is now your lawyer.<br>* At your checkups, the doctor has begun to ask if you€re still sexually active. <br>* Midnight seems awfully late.<br>* You€re more interested in websites that will calculate your Body Mass Index than in Internet porn.<br>* You receive two phone calls in a single week from people who want to sell you life insurance.<br><br>Whether you€ve just found your first gray hair or you€re peering around the corner to your mid-life crisis, <i>You Know You€re 40 When</i>€¦ will tickle your funny bone (while you can still remember where to find it).