You Have to Fucking Eat (Go the Fuck to Sleep #2) (Go the F to Sleep)
<div>A <B><I>New York Times</I></B> Best Seller<BR><BR>One of <B>Bookriot</B>'s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014<BR><BR>One of <B>Flavorwire</B>'s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014<BR><BR>"<I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> makes parents of picky eaters smile."<br />--<B><I>TODAY Parents</I></B><br /><BR>"Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with <I>You Have to F**king Eat</I>--another children's book that is most definitely not for children."<br />--<B><I>Entertainment Weekly</I></B><br /><BR>"An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table."<br />--<B><I>Huffington Post</I></B><br /><BR>"Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief?"<br />--<B><I>GQ</I></B><br /><BR>"A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme."<br />--<B><I>Kirkus Reviews</I></B><br /><BR>"A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all."<br />--<B>New York Journal of Books</B><br /><BR>"<I>You Have to F**cking Eat</I>, Sequel to <I>Go the F**k to Sleep</I>, Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you,' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time."<br />--<B>Flavorwire</B><br /><BR>"An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books."<br />--<B><I>San Francisco Chronicle</I></B><br /><BR>"Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book."<br />--<B>Mashable</B><br /><BR>"Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach."<br />--<B>BoingBoing</B><br /><BR>"This book is genius. It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner."<BR>--<B>Old School/New School Mom</B><BR><BR>"With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparions all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog."<BR>--<B>Curious Mom</B><BR><BR>"Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture."<BR>--<B>Roundtable Reviews</B><BR><BR>"<I>You Have to F**king Eat</I> just begs to be given as a gift."<br />--<B>What The Flicka</B><br /><BR>"I'm so happy to have this book in my collection. I won't hesitate to make anyone who sits at my table for a meal read this before they eat!"<BR>--<B>The Reading Vixens</B><BR><BR>"Get a copy today. And grab one for your friend whose kid will only eat foods that are white. They will thank you."<br />--<B>Absolute Mommy</B><br /><BR>"Mansbach's offering is so simple that it's genius...<I>Eat</I> already has bestseller written all over it."<br />--<B>Yummy Mummy Club</B><br /><BR>From the author of the international best seller <I>Go the F*** to Sleep</I> comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, <I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.<br /><BR>A perfect gift book like the smash hit <I>Go the F*** to Sleep</I> (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!), <I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> perfectly captures Mansbach's trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest. You probably shouldn't read it to your kids.<BR></div>