You Have to F*****g Eat

You Have to F*****g Eat

<div>A <B><I>New York Times</I></B> Best Seller<br><br>One of <B>BookRiot</B>'s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014<br><br>One of <B>Flavorwire</B>'s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014<br><br>"<I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> makes parents of picky eaters smile."<br>--<B><I>TODAY Parents</I></B><br><br>"Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with <I>You Have to F**king Eat</I>--another children's book that is most definitely not for children."<br>--<B><I>Entertainment Weekly</I></B><br><br>"An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table."<br>--<B><I>Huffington Post</I></B><br><br>"Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. He understood that sometimes your kids just won't go the f**k to sleep. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won't f**king eat. And he knows, well, it's really f**king annoying. So how about some f**king comic relief?"<br>--<B><I>GQ</I></B><br><br>"A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme."<br>--<B><I>Kirkus Reviews</I></B><br><br>"A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all."<br>--<B>New York Journal of Books</B><br><br>"If you're a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates 'deranged' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor."<br>--<B><I>San Francisco Book Review</I></B><br><br>"<I>You Have to F**cking Eat</I>, Sequel to <I>Go the F**k to Sleep</I>, Is Finally F**king Coming...It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. 'No, no, it's not for you,' he'll say, laughing and crying at the same time."<br>--<B>Flavorwire</B><br><br>"An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books."<br>--<B><I>San Francisco Chronicle</I></B><br><br>"A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one."<br>--<B><I>Bay Area Reporter</I></B><br><br>"Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won't actually eat, you'll want this f'ing book."<br>--<B>Mashable</B><br><br>"Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach."<br>--<B>BoingBoing</B><br><br>"Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth; Brozman makes sure you'll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball roll in between."<br>--<B>BookDragon/Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center</B><br><br>"If your kid has never presented you with some new mind-boggling preference at mealtime, I suspect you're lying."<br>--<B><I>Persephone Magazine</B></I><br><br>"This book is genius. It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner."<br>--<B>Old School/New School Mom</B><br><br>"With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparisons all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman's humorous illustration--we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog."<br>--<B>Curious Mom</B><br><br>"Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture."<br>--<B>Roundtable Reviews</B><br><br>From the author of the international best seller <I>Go the F*** to Sleep</I> comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, <I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.<br><br>A perfect gift book like the smash hit <I>Go the F*** to Sleep</I> (over 1.5 million copies sold worldwide!), <I>You Have to F***ing Eat</I> perfectly captures Mansbach's trademark humor, which is simultaneously affectionate and radically honest. You probably shouldn't read it to your kids, so there's a kid-friendly version, <I>Seriously, You Have to Eat</I>.<br></div>