When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Now in paperback, the <em>New York Times</em> bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics</br></br> George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display in <em>When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?</em> as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence in his third national bestseller. Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Clichs; Euphemisms: 13 sections) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin delivers everything that his fans expect, and then adds a few surprises.</br></br> Carlin on the battle of the sexes:</br></br> Here's all you have to know about men and women:</br></br> Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.