Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

<B>At last, the book that answers the question on every parent€s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?<BR />  </B><BR /> Okay, it€s not really hate. It€s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler€s toast. (Or not cutting it off€"seriously, you can€t win.)<BR /><BR /><B>Includes:</B><ul><li>The theory of toddler evolution </li><li>Mealtime (AKA Hell)</li><li>Your unraveling life</li><li>And how not to die inside </li></ul>