The Virgin Romance Novelist (The Virgin Romance Novelist Series Book 1)

The Virgin Romance Novelist (The Virgin Romance Novelist Series Book 1)

**WARNING: THE VIRGIN ROMANCE NOVELIST IS A STANDALONE ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA IN PUBLIC. READ IN THE CONFINES OF YOUR OWN HOME. IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CLIFFHANGERS, GETTING YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEELING LIKE A BULLDOZER JUST PLOWED THROUGH YOUR STOMACH, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. IF YOU LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD, THEN PLEASE CONTINUE READING.*** <br /><br />Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...<br /><br />Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?<br /><br />God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. <br /><br />I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. <br /><br />My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.<br /><br />But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…