The Toilet Paper Tigers
<DIV>Forget about winning, they're just trying to score!<br><br>Corey Johnson never dreamed Little League could be so humiliating. But that was before he joined the Feather Soft Tigers.<br><br>It's bad enough that the team uniforms have pictures of toilet paper on them-thanks to their sponsor. But with a catcher who's afraid of the ball, a right fielder who falls asleep during the games, and a coach who knows zero about baseball, it looks like the Tigers are going straight down the toilet!<br></div>