The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album

The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album

<p>At last! The Simpsons tell-all book in a wicked new format!</p><p>You'll gasp in amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and (in one minor instance) poignant family album.</p><p>Nothing omitted! No punches pulled!</p><p>Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson.</p><p>You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll turn the page!</p><p>Armchair anthropologists, deviant psychologists, and students of Ancient Simpsons History, will all gape in awe at . . . Bart as a baby! Marge as a pre-teen! Homer with hair! Grampa with teeth! and . . . a potato grown in the shape of Millard Fillmore!</p><p>Don't laugh! Take the bait!</p><p>It's the definitive memoir of an all-American nuclear family.</p>