The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons – Complete Television Scripts from the Award-Winning Comedy That Defined a Generation

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons – Complete Television Scripts from the Award-Winning Comedy That Defined a Generation

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. <p> We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of <em>Seinfeld.</em> <p>Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, <em>The Seinfeld Scripts</em> contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." <p> It's all here: the award-winning writing of <em>Seinfeld,</em> "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. <p> <strong>Elaine:</strong> My roommate has Lyme disease. <br /> <strong>Jerry:</strong> Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? <br /> <strong>Elaine:</strong> She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. <p><br /> <strong>George:</strong> She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." <br /><strong>Jerry:</strong> The four worst words in the English language. <p><br /> <strong>Kramer:</strong> What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. <br /> <strong>Jerry:</strong> Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.