The Rule Book (Rule Breakers 1)
<p><b>Starr Media Second-Assistant Survival Guide</b></p><p>1. Don't call your hot boss the antichrist to his face. <br />2. Don't stare at hot boss's, um, package or his full sleeve of tattoos. (No. Really. Stop!) <br />3. Don't get on the malicious first assistant's bad side.<br />4. Don't forget to memorize the 300-page employee manual.<br />5. If you value your cashmere, steer clear of boss’s dog.<br />6. Boss’s dimples are lust-inducing. Do. Not. Give. In. <br />7. “The elevator ate your clothes†is not a valid excuse for showing up to important meetings half dressed. <br />8. Don't break seven of the rules within the first week of employment if you, ya know, are in dire need of money to support your sick mom.<br />9. Whatever you do, don’t fall for the boss. See rule eight about sick mom.<br />10. Never forget the rules.</p>