The Princess Diaries
<p> What? A princess? ? </p> <p> Me? ? ? Yeah, right. </p> <p> Mia Thermopolis is pretty sure there's nothing worse than being a five-foot-nine, flat-chested freshman, who also happens to be flunking Algebra. </p> <p> Is she ever in for a surprise. </p> <p> First Mom announces that she's dating Mia's Algebra teacher. Then Dad has to go and reveal that he is the crown prince of Genovia. And guess who still doesn't have a date for the Cultural Diversity Dance? </p>