The Genius Files #2: Never Say Genius

The Genius Files #2: Never Say Genius

<p><em>Today is Coke and Pepsi McDonald's thirteenth birthday. Someone's out to make sure they never make it to thirteen and a half.</em></p><p>Racing across America,<br />the twins will nearly be<br />boiled alive<br />in a huge basket of french fries,<br />frozen to death<br />by soft-serve ice cream,<br />stampeded<br />in a wild stadium riot,<br />kidnapped<br />from a high-speed<br />roller coaster, and<br />worst of all<br />their parents think<br />they're totally joking!<br /></p><p>Will they survive? Will they defeat Archie Clone? Will they be dropped out of a helicopter onto the tip of the Washington Monument? Will they ever say "genius"?</p>