The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People

<h2>Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met?</h2> <br /><b>Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. </b> <br />Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. <i>For example: </i><br /><br /><b>You:</b> STOP.<br /><b>Likely reply:</b> Stop what?<br /><br /><b>You:</b> Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now.<br /><br /><br />Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this:<br /><br /><b>You:</b> You would NOT believe what happened to me last night!<br /><b>Likely reply:</b> What?<br /><b>You:</b> Oh, crap! Wrong person!<br /><br /><br /><b>What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: </b><br /><br /><i>"I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.”</i><br /><br /><br /><b>Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: </b><br /><br /><br /><b>You: </b>“This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! <br /><b>Likely reply:</b> ???<br /><b>You:</b> NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT!<br /><br /><br /><b><br />With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! </b> <br />And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation:<br /><br /><br /><i>1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow<br />2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty<br />3. You want to make them laugh.<br />4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times<br />5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye<br />6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking.<br />7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny)<br />8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back<br />9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread<br />10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky<br />11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier<br />12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two<br />13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy<br />14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call<br />15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex<br />16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom<br />17. You’re falling in love<br />18. You screwed up<br />19. Fun Phrases</i><br /><br /><br /><h2>The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You! </h2><br /><b>Download It Today. Use It Tonight!</b>