The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead

The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead

All of us are teachers in a way and also students, you know? If you look hard enough, just about everybody has a stupid lesson to teach, and nearly all of us has a pointless lesson to learn: that the power of love unites us all, I guess; that you're never alone even when you are; that sacrifice is important for some reason; and, of course, that life's greatest lesson is life itself or something.<br /><br />Death is only the beginning for Old Joe the candyman. When the 75-year-old warehouse foreman is crushed to death by several improperly stacked crates of McConnell Confections' most saccharine, unfulfilling sweets, he begins the greatest journey of all: the journey to Heaven from Earth. There, he will meet five people and get one last chance to learn life's dumbest lesson.<br /><br />The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead is a completely original work of inspirational fiction. Any similarity to more popular books--such as Mitch Albom's Tuesdays with Morrie, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, or For One More Day--is purely the result of the vapid sentiments upon which they are mutually based.<br /><br />* * *<br /><br />The Reviews are in! The critics agree that The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead is a book of some kind!<br /><br />"This book is a rip off from Mitch Albom's 'The Five People You Meet In Heaven'" says the Michigan Journal of Obviousness.<br /><br />"I won't even bother reading it," says Highly Informed Book Reviews Monthly.<br /><br />"Nice book arrived in great condition in a timely manner," raves a spambot.<br /><br />"I've spent a buck on a lot of stupid stuff in the past, and I wouldn't add this book to that list," says someone who paid three bucks for this book.<br /><br />Read more about what Mitch Albom fans have to say about The Five Lessons You Learn After You're Dead below!!