The Book That Eats People

The Book That Eats People

<b>WARNING! THIS IS NOT A BEDTIME STORY<br></b><br>Legend has it there exists a book that eats people.<br><br><i>This is that book!<br></i><br>Many readers have been unable to escape its perilous pages.<br>But this isn't that book.<br><br><i>Yes it is!<br></i><br>This is simply a story about that book.<br>Really. I mean, how could a book <i>eat</i> people?<br>So if you're just dying to know the history of this literary monster, all you have to do is turn the page...<br><br><i>Don't do it!<br></i>