Teacher Swears: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book to Rant & Relax (Humorous Coloring Books for Grown Ups)

Teacher Swears: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book to Rant & Relax (Humorous Coloring Books for Grown Ups)

<div></div><span><div><span></span></div><div><span></span></div>Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of <b><i>Teacher Swears</i></b>.  They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them.</span><br /><span> </span><br /><span>Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out.  To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better!</span><br /><span> </span><br /><b><i><span>Teacher Swears </span></i></b><span>is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth.  Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages.  Then sit back and sigh after a job well done.</span><br /><span> </span><br /><span>These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room!  Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs,"  "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!).</span><br /><span> </span><br /><span> </span><br /><span>You'll find these and 22 other humorous,subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax!</span><br /><span> </span><br /><span> </span><br /><b><span>25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color</span></b><span></span><br /><span> </span><br /><ul><li><span>Hilarious subversive </span><b>sayings gathered with teaches in mind </b><span>and</span><b> </b><span> </span><span>incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults</span></li><li><span>Each "</span><b>Swear word"</b><span> is Designed with multi-layered beautiful patterns</span></li><li><span>Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing</span></li><li><span>The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level</span></li><li><span>Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc)</span></li><li><span>Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through</span></li><li><span>The book is 8" x 10"complete with 2 color test sheets</span></li></ul><br /><span> </span><br /><b><span>Scroll Up and get your copy of </span></b><b><i><span>Teacher Swears </span></i></b><span></span><b><span>right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together!</span></b><br /><b><span> </span></b><br /><b><span> </span></b><br /><i><span>WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children.</span></i><span></span><br /><span> </span><br /><span> </span><br /><span><b>Phrases include:</b></span><div><ul><li>Fudrucker</li><li>Shut the Front Door</li><li>Cracker Jacks</li><li>Mother... Pluck your eyebrows</li><li>You're tap dancing on my lastnerve</li><li>Don't hiss  me off</li><li>Crud Muffin </li><li>Mother Clucker</li><li>For crying out loud!</li><li>F.O.C.U.S. People! (Fuck. Off. Cuz. Ur. Stupid.)</li><li>GOD... zilla</li><li>Holy Cheese Balls </li><li>H-E-double hockey sticks</li><li>Shitaki Mushrooms</li><li>Geez Louise </li><li>Oh Ceesitzs</li><li>You're Just F.I.N.E.! (Fucked Up, Insecure, Neurotic, & Emotional)</li><li>Zip it, Happy Meal</li><li>I need to use some words that end in *itch and *uck right now</li><li>Shut your PI hole</li><li>Merde (because SHIT always sounds better in French)</li><li>Fucking Namaste Mrs. ________</li><li>Haters Gonna Hate</li><li>Well isn't that Craptastic</li><li>Oh Sugar</li></ul></div>