Squishable - Mini Happy Bat - Spooky Collection - 7 in - Soft Toy Collectible Stuffed Animal

Squishable - Mini Happy Bat - Spooky Collection - 7 in - Soft Toy Collectible Stuffed Animal

• THIS IS AN OFFICIAL SQUISHABLE! The original super-soft, ridiculously huggable plush stuffed animal. Made for cozy snuggles, joyful squishing, emotional support, or just making your day better. A sensory-friendly companion for desks, beds, dorm rooms, offices, and reading nooks — perfect for gifting, collecting, decorating, or adding a little extra soft to your space. Big cozy energy included.
• ABOUT THIS SQUISH! This bat is totally hilarious and perfectly batty! Instead of saying someone isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, just compare them to this friendly little chiroptera. Why use long, confusing expressions about loose screws or nuts when you can simply reach for this cute bat to express how wonderfully unhinged someone seems! This winged buddy makes every silly moment even more fun.
• SIZING - 7 in of totally batty.
• FROM THE SQUISHABLE SPOOKY COLLECTION - Soft, slightly eerie companions for candlelit evenings, crescent-moon moods, and friendly phantoms. For when you like your cozy just a little haunted.
• SINCE 2007 Squishables have been designed with love in New York City and ethically manufactured with hand-sewn care using our signature ultra-soft fur and all new extra-squishy plush polyfill. Fully safety-tested to meet or exceed U.S. and E.U. standards; suitable from birth (0+)!
• NEED A CLEAN? Spot clean or machine wash on cool inside a pillowcase or wash bag; tumble dry on low still inside bag until totally clean and fluffy again!

You're totally bats! He's batty! They've got bats in the belfry! That idea is bat, um, poop! These winged mammals sure do know how to carry off a good insult. Why go through all the linguistic gyrations to explain that someone isn't the sharpest tool in the shed (What shed? What tool? I mean, hammers aren't even supposed to be sharp!)...when you could just compare them to a friendly chiroptera! So the next time you really want to let someone know you think they're unglued, don't reach for some kind of "nuts-based" metaphor or "loose screws" verbal device. Reach for this bat instead!