Shiny!
<p>Will Lafferty and Kenny Scalia are both having sort of a day. Will gets fired for letting fifth graders read Harry Potter, and Kenny finds his boyfriend and his sex toys in bed with a complete stranger. When Will knocks over Kenny's trash can€"and strews Kenny's personal business all over the street€"it feels like the perfect craptastic climax to the sewage of suckage that has rained down on them both. </p> <p>But ever-friendly, ever-kind Will asks snarky Kenny out for a beer€"God knows they both need one€"and two amazing things occur: Kenny discovers talking to Will might be the best form of intercourse ever, and Will discovers he's gay. </p> <p>Their unlikely friendship seems like the perfect platonic match until Will reveals how very much more he€s been feeling for Kenny almost since the beginning. But Kenny€s worried. Will€s newfound sexuality is bright and glittery and shiny, but what happens when that wears off? Is Will's infatuation with Kenny strong enough to stay real?</p>