Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!) (The Joy of Killing Book 1)
<b>Meet Sarah Killian, a professional serial killer (for hire!) with a twisted sense of humor.</b> <br /> <br />Sarah Killian is not your average thirty year-old single woman. <b>Foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, and a text-book-case loner.</b> Also, she is a Professional Serial Killer. <br /> <br />In this <b>Crime Fiction / Thriller novel</b> with a twisted sense of humor, Sarah works for T.H.E.M. (Trusted Hierarchy of Everyday Murderers), a secret organization of murderers for hire headed up by the mysterious Zeke. You’ll be surprised to learn who their biggest clients are. <b>Conspiracy theories</b>, anyone? <br /> <br />But a wrench is thrown into the clockwork of Sarah's comfortable lifestyle when, on her latest assignment, she is <b>forced to take on an apprentice</b>, Bethany—a bubbly, perky, blonde with a severe case of verbal-vomit. In short, Bethany is everything Sarah is not. <br /> <br />Will Sarah be able to adjust and work with her new apprentice, or will she break her contract with T.H.E.M. <b>and murder the buxom bimbo?</b> <br /> <br />So if you’re looking for a strong female lead that doesn’t care what you think, in a book similar to the best of <b>Dean Koontz and J.A. Konrath</b>, then look no further than Sarah Killian – Serial Killer (For Hire). <br /> <br />Just don’t call her an ‘assassin.’ You might not live long enough to regret it. <br />