Rickles' Book: A Memoir

Rickles' Book: A Memoir

<font size="+1">Why you need to buy RICKLES' Book immediately:</font><P>RICKLES' BOOK will help you win friends and influence people.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will introduce you to all of his famous friends, from Frank Sinatra to Johnny Carson.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will help you lose weight.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will help you gain weight.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will improve your love life.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will make you cry. (If your love life doesn't improve.)<P>RICKLES' BOOK will make you laugh. (If your love life does improve.)<P>RICKLES' BOOK will make you love one of the great Americans of our time, Don Rickles.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will give you something to talk about at parties. (If you're ever invited to parties.)<P>RICKLES' BOOK, along with the Bible and War and Peace, will grace your bookshelf and upgrade your literary status.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will keep you up at night.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will put you to sleep at night.<P>RICKLES' BOOK will make you rich. (If you treasure great humor.)