The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild RetireMints Breath Mints - 1 Tin, Net Wt .4oz (12g)

• You may not be in the office anymore, but that doesn't mean you don't need to worry about bad breath. RetireMints are just the thing to ensure good breath stays on your agenda, even if the rest of the day is free.
• Have you replaced long, pointless meetings with long, pointless days on the golf course? Carry around this small tin of mints to give you a little pep in your step and remind you that you worked hard for this.
• Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free.
• Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches.
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Goodbye tension, hello pension! These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step.