Prince Albert
<b>Prince Albert is a royal prick.</b><br /><br />He’s the most famous one on the planet – wealthy, gorgeous, and a notorious playboy. He’s also the most conceited, insufferable, arrogant man I’ve ever met.<br /><br />Did I mention he’s a freaking prince? An actual, real life Prince Not-So-Charming.<br /><br />He’s tattooed and pierced, too. Prince Albert has a Prince Albert piercing. That's right – he's pierced you-know-where. Allegedly. I’ve never seen it.<br /><br />My mother is marrying a king. Being a princess is every girl’s fantasy, right?<br /><br />Except that means Albie is my new stepbrother.<br /><br /><b>Oh, and one more thing -- I accidentally married him.</b><br /><br />We’re keeping the biggest secret on the planet.<br /><br /><i>Ever heard the fairy tale about the Princess and her stepbrother?</i><br /><br />Yeah, I didn’t think so.<br /><br /><b>I’m royally screwed.</b><br /><br />***This is a standalone novel with an HEA (approx. 75,000 words)***