Over Us, Over You: A Novel

Over Us, Over You: A Novel

<div>.</div><div></div><b> Subject: Delete this message after you read it...</b><br /><br />Dear Hayley,<br /><br />I'm assuming you're still hungover, so I'll make this brief.<br /><br />Last night, you slipped under my sheets (without my permission), and we almost had sex. I got the hell out of the bed once I realized it was you, and I took you home.<br /><br />That's the story.<br /><br />The end.<br /><br />Period.<br /><br />Just in case you've forgotten, you're my best friend's little sister. We will never be anything more. (We can't be anything more.) Our previous friendship is still unresolved--or "over" in your terms, so I'd prefer if we worked on becoming 'just friends' again since you're in town.<br /><br />Nonetheless, I'm not a man who leaves questions unanswered--even the drunken ones, so to properly close our inappropriate conversation:<br /><br />1) Yes, I liked the way your lips felt against mine when you were on top of me.<br />2) Yes, I do "prefer" rough sex, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't rough with you.<br />3) No, I had no idea you were still a virgin...<br /><br />This message never happened,<br />Corey