My Giant Farts

My Giant Farts

<h2>A modern-day 'fractured fairy tale' of flatulence, friendship and fun!</h2><br /><b>People think that Jupiter is the biggest gas giant in the solar system but Tom knows better ...</b><br /><br /><b>THE STORY</b><br /><br />Tom is just an ordinary boy in an ordinary town until one day he finds a dirty old teapot. He gives it a rub and out pops ... the genie of the lamp!<br /><br />Hurrah! Huzzah! And Hip Hip Hooray!<br /><br />Only it's not a genie; it's a giant. Tom was hoping for three wishes but instead he's lumbered with a hulking great lummox who turns out to be completely useless.<br /><br />Isn't there anything this giant is good for?<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br /><b>EXCERPT</b><br /><br />"See my new flea," said Becky Wilkinson.<br /><br />"Your new what?" I said.<br /><br />"Flea. Look." And she held out her hand for me to see, and in the middle of her palm was a tiny black dot. "He can do tricks, like walking on a tightrope," said Becky.<br /><br />"No way," I said.<br /><br />"Yes way," said Becky. "Watch." She got two sticks out of her pocket which were connected by a length of thread, and she stuck them in the ground to make a tightrope. Then she put her flea on the tightrope and said, "Do your stuff, Albert."<br /><br />And do you know what? It was amazing. That flea walked along that tightrope. Then when it got to the middle, it raised one leg and balanced there for a few moments. Then it started juggling some skittles and did a somersault before leaping through a ring of fire. The audience would have gone wild if there had been an audience.<br /><br />"Wow, not bad," I said. "Not bad at all."<br /><br />Then Becky looked at my giant. "What's that?" she said.<br /><br />"Oh, that's just my new giant," I said in a matter-of-fact way.<br /><br />"A giant," said Becky. And I knew what was coming next. "What does he do?"<br /><br />"He ... he ... "<br /><br />*****************************************************<br /><br />Use the "Look Inside" feature (top left) to read more.<br /><br /><h2>Flatulent fun for ages five to infinity.</h2><br /><b>Scroll down to read reviews. Scroll up to buy a copy of <i>My Giant Farts.</i> Grab them while they're hot!</b><br />