Mr Bean's Joke Book
<DIV><B>More than 300 hilarious jokes that Mr. Bean has inspired—a must-have for Bean fans, young and old</B><BR /><BR /><I>Two soldiers were having lunch when one asked the other to pass the chocolate cake.<BR />"Sorry," said his friend. "I can't do that."<BR />"Why not?" asked the first soldier.<BR />"Because it's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert.</I><BR /><BR /><I>How do you get down from a camel?<BR />You don't. You get down from a duck.<BR /><BR />What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?<BR />As much space as possible.</I><BR /><BR />Mr. Bean is a very funny man who likes nothing better than cracking a joke, and here they are, all his favorites, packed into a single book. It’s like a big book of funny things like jokes. Only they are jokes. And they’re funny. That’s why we called it <I>Mr Bean’s Joke Book</I>. Um, can I go now?</DIV>