Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Spooky Dozen, Halloween Just Got Super Inappropriate, 60 Different Messages, Written By Professional Comedy Writers (12 Individually Wrapped Orange & Black Cookies)
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Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Spooky Dozen, Halloween Just Got Super Inappropriate, 60 Different Messages, Written By Professional Comedy Writers (12 Individually Wrapped Orange & Black Cookies)
- FRIGHTFULLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet, the fortunes are salty! Only Miss Fortunes can deliver a delightful treat with such a ghoulish trick.
- A GREAT PARTY STARTER: Get your party off to an uproarious start. Each Spooky Dozen comes with 12 sinister and cynical fortune cookies that are sure to provoke conversation, and very likely outrage.
- 60 DIFFERENT HALLOWEEN MESSAGES: If you find a repeat joke, we will let you egg the house of our quality control manager, Derek.
- NOT FOR TRICK-OR-TREATERS!: Please do not pass these out to the kiddos unless you want to be fielding angry calls from neighbors.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat and attract zombies.
- PROUDLY MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana.
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