Mai Tai for Two
<p><strong><em>Julie's Hawaiian Vacay Itinerary!</em></strong></p><p><em>You and your "work husband" have just won an all-expenses-paid vacation in Oahu. Now the fun begins…</em></p><p>1. Get lei'd. (With flowers, obvi.)<br />2. Settle into your gorgeous ocean-side cabin. Contemplate living in Hawaii forever.<br />3. Become overwhelmed with hideous unexplained jealousy when your bestie decides to make sexy moves on your work husband, Alan.<br />4. Dismiss jealousy. After all, you're not interested in Alan "that" way…are you?<br />5. Avoid joyous dancing when bestie's ex arrives and sweeps her off her feet—leaving Alan completely and totally available.<br />6. Now you're alone with Alan. Alone. In paradise. Take a deep breath, have a mai tai—or two—and (gulp!) make your move. Be classy.<br />7. "Accidentally" let Alan peek under your grass skirt.<br />8. Take off grass skirt.<br />9. Do Incredibly Naughty and Sexy Things everywhere.<br />10. And do not think about what happens when you and your work husband go back to reality….</p>