Long Schlong Silver

Long Schlong Silver

They say he’s huge, enormous, a babymaker so big it crosses state lines.<br />Bobby Silver—disgraced quarterback, legend, local gigolo.<br />I couldn’t care less. <br />I just want his boat.<br />I’m a broker. I help the rich obtain the unobtainable.<br />So when my latest client tells me he wants a certain hillbilly house boat, I’m seriously confused.<br />I thought it would be an easy sell, but Mr. Silver’s playing hard to get.<br />Knockout eyes, <em>all</em> the muscle, a third leg that’s the town tourist attraction…<br />He might be king of the hill around here, but I’ve never left a job without getting what I want, and those big blues aren’t going to be my undoing.<br />It doesn’t help he’s become a starring role in my fantasies.<br />That I’m maybe the tiniest, <em>teensiest</em> bit curious.<br />Because hooking up with him would be disaster of biblical proportions.<br />And I’m not ready to meet my maker just yet.<br /><br />Brace yourself, gals, it’s about to get rough, randy, and all kinds of dirty in the Ozarks. Long Schlong Silver is a <strong>full length, standalone bad boy romance</strong> with a <strong>ton of steam</strong>. There’s no cheating, no cliffhangers and a breathless, <strong>guaranteed HEA</strong>. Don’t miss it!