It's Not My Fault: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know
<B>With laugh-out-loud cartoons, a hilarious book of tennis humor, a perfect gift for your double’s partner or your most tenacious adversary. A perfect gift.</B><BR><BR>In <I>It's Not My Fault</I>, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with "My opponent was a pusher . . . I can't play against pushers." Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, "There was a leaf on the court and I couldn't concentrate."<BR><BR>Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:<BR><ul><li>My opponent's grunting is distracting.</li><li>My strings are too tight.</li><li>I have tennis elbow.</li><li>These tennis balls are too slow.</li><li>Any many more!</li></ul><BR>Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, <I>It's Not My Fault</I> is hilarious off-the-court fun.