It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Dead Man Wins Election: The Ultimate Collection of Outrageous, Weird, and Unbelievable Political Tales

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Holy Cow!: Doggerel, Catnaps, Scapegoats, Foxtrots, and Horse Feathers—Splendid Animal Words and Phrases

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How to Stay Out of the Doghouse

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Here's Johnny!: My Memories of Johnny Carson, The Tonight Show, and 46 Years of Friendship

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My Word is My Bond: A Memoir

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Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest

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Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life

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I Had a Hammer: The Hank Aaron Story

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Self-Inflicted Wounds: Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation

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I Know I Am, But What Are You?

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