I Have A Bad Feeling About This

I Have A Bad Feeling About This

<p><strong>Wilderness Survival Tip #1</strong><br> Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it.</p> <p>Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors―but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.</p> <p>Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the "camp director" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood...</p> <p><strong>Wilderness Survival Tip #2</strong><br> In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.</p> <p><strong>Wilderness Survival Tip #3</strong><br> If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.</p> <p><strong>Praise for Jeff Strand's<em> A Bad Day For Voodoo</em>:</strong></p> <p>"A delightfully ludicrous read."―<em>School Library Journal</em></p> <p>"Just the thing for teen wiseacres."―<em>Booklist</em></p> <p>"[A] free-wheeling dark comedy that starts off running and doesn't stop until all plausibility is exhausted. Sam Raimi fans should eat it up."―<em>Publishers Weekly</em></p>