How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

<i>How to Win a Fight With a Conservative</i> is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to lay the smackdown on right-wing blowhards everywhere.<br /><br />This perennially popular book, now in its second edition, has been revised and updated with all new mockery for the 2012 election season.<br /><br />Get ready to fight the right with laughter thanks to this irreverent yet practical guide, which features winning comebacks to conservative nonsense and devastating jabs at Mitt Romney, Tea Partiers, and GOP clowns from Michele Bachmann to Sarah Palin.<br /><br />Learn how to: <br /><ul><li>Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills</li><li>Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos</li><li>Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy</li><li>Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter</li><li>Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes</li></ul>Partisan warfare has never been so much fun!