How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.<br>  <br> From ghosts, vampires, and zombies to serial killers, cannibalistic hillbillies, and haunted Japanese videocassettes, <i>How to Survive a Horror Movie </i>shows how to defeat every obstacle found in scary films. Readers will discover:<br>  <br>      €  How to Perform an Exorcism<br>      €  What to Do If You Did Something Last Summer<br>      €  How to Persuade the Skeptical Local Sheriff<br>      €  How to Vanquish a Murderous Doll<br>      €  How to Survive an Alien Invasion<br>      €  How to Tell If You€ve Been Dead Since the Beginning of the Movie<br>  <br> and much, much more. Complete with useful instructions, insane illustrations, and a list of 100 important films to study, <i>How to Survive a Horror Movie </i>is essential reading for prom queens, jocks, teenage babysitters, and anyone employed by a summer camp.