How to Survive Middle School
<b>Fans of James Patterson's Middle School series will root for David as he goes from feeling as insignificant as a hamster to becoming an Internet superstar. </b><br>  <br> Eleven-year-old David Greenberg dreams of becoming a YouTube sensation and spends all of his time making hilarious Top 6½ Lists and <u>Talk Time</u> videos. But before he can get famous, he has to figure out a way to deal with:<br>  <br> 6. Middle school (much scarier than it sounds!)<br> 5. His best friend gone girl-crazy<br> 4. A runaway mom who <u>has no phone!</u><br> 3. The threat of a swirlie on his birthday<br> 2. A terrifying cousin<br> 1. His # 1 fan, Bubbe (his Jewish grandmother)<br> 1/2. Did we mention Hammy, the hamster who’s determined to break David’s heart?<br>  <br> But when David’s new best friend, Sophie, starts sending out the links to everyone she knows and her friends tell <u>their </u>friends, thousands of people start viewing his videos.<br><br><br><i>From the Hardcover edition.</i>