Goodbye, Twilight (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection)

Goodbye, Twilight (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection)

Well, it's almost over. The sparkling is about to come to an end!<br /> <br />So, as we wave a fond goodbye to Bella, Edward, the wolf-boy and fifty shades of sparkling craziness, laugh with this exclusive collection of previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal humor, together for the first time in one convenient collected collectible collection!<br /><br />Twilight, cats who love twilight, Canadians, Hunger Games, Edward, Jacob, Edward and Jacob, 50 shades of things, and, for some odd reason, zombies. There is also scenes of spanking. Heavy with the spanking. But mostly sparkly vampires.<br /> <br />Previously published best-sellers, together for the first time... lucky you!<br /> . . .<br />Twilight Parody (What if Bella Chose Jacob Instead...) <br /> . . .<br />Twilight 2: New Moon (What if Edward Hooked Up with Jacob Instead)<br /> . . .<br />The Unauthorized Twilight Hunger Games (a mashup)<br /> . . .<br />Fifty Shades of Twilight (A Very Naughty Parody)<br /> . .<br />Help! My Cat Loves Twilight<br />. . .<br />Fifty Shades of Eh! A Very Naughty CANADIAN parody.<br /> . . .<br />and, for some reason...<br />. . .<br />Fifty Shades of Infectious Zombie Pick-up Lines<br /><br />Enjoy, Team Parody! Goodbye, Twilight!