Gnometastic Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45 Inches

Gnometastic Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45 Inches

• Double Bird Gnome by Gnometastic! Indoor/Outdoor Funny Garden Gnome Statue for Lawn, Desk or Home Decor
• ANGRY DUDE: He's not just mad, this little guy is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off! Including the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, the delivery guy and the stupid squirrels!
• AWESOME DECORATION: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a great gift for anyone with a sense of humor!
• DIMENSIONS: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" Wide | Gnome statue weighs 1 lb. Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
• SAFETY TESTED: Certified Lead Free Paint. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome statue is hand painted with detailed accents

Say "HELLO!" to our Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue! He may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly angry, cranky even, but he's not afraid to give the world not ONE but TWO "birds"! This little guy lives the DGAF life, flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that pisses him off.. An almighty FU to the universe! He's saying "Up Yours" to the obnoxious pink flamingos, the dumb cat who constantly rubs up on him, the stupid squirrel, the neighbor's idiot small yapping dog, and anyone else disturbing his peace! (And a not so subtle screw-you to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!) __ Gnometastic represents not just humorous lawn ornaments but a lifestyle! Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic - it's not just a lawn gnome - it's ART! // These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn - your garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere! If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!) Made in China. Designed by 203 Brands Inc., Norwalk CT 06850.