Forget Me Now - Make Any Bottle Yours

Forget Me Now - Make Any Bottle Yours

• One-Size-Fits-All!
• Insulates!
• Machine Washable!
• Made in the Freakin' USA!
• Freakers make great gifts and "me too" purchases.

"Freaker USA makes Freakers. In the USA. A Freaker is truly a ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL bottle insulator! Keeping your hands dry and your drinks cold is the new fashion-jam. Looking for a gift for your entire list of friends, family, co-workers, and regrettable acquaintances? Congratulations. There is a Freaker for everyone. And don't give me that ""I don't drink beer"" squabble. Do you drink liquids of any variety? Your argument is suddenly invalid. What's that? You have a baby but you also enjoy bum-wine? Is the FREAKER for you? A match made in heaven, gumdrop. Your little one's sippy cup can be just as freaked as your 40oz Colt. Also your mom's wine and your kid sister's Nalgene and your dad's beer & the vase you sometimes regrettably send flowers to your ex in. Made with love in the Freakin' USA."