Floundering Fathers: A Pearls Before Swine Collection

Floundering Fathers: A Pearls Before Swine Collection

<B><I>NEW YORK TIMES</I> BESTSELLING AUTHOR!</B><BR><BR>We the people, in order to form a Pig-ful union, establish ruckus, ensure personal futility, provide for the Zeeba defense, promote the general pun-fare, and endure depressing proclivities of Rat and his vulgarity, do ordain and establish this . . . collection of <I>Pearls Before Swine</I> comics!<BR><BR>All of your favorite misanthropic, moronic, pretentious, predatory, political characters are back—plus the <I>Pearls </I>gang! These all-new strips would make our founding fathers . . . well, maybe it’s a good thing they’re not around to see Goat get a Tinder account, Rat campaign as an unabashedly selfish demagogue, or Stephan inflict pun after pun on his unfortunate readers. <I>Floundering Fathers </I>is guaranteed to make you laugh. Or cry. Or roll over in your grave. <BR>