Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (RP Minis)

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (RP Minis)

<b>Celebrate Festivus-- the <i>Seinfeld</i> holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:</b></br></br><strong></strong> <ul> <li>9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)</li> <li>5 Human Fund donation gift cards</li> <li>2 magnets</li></ul> <b>Includes the following audio clips from <em>Seinfeld</em>:</b><br><br><b>Button 1 "The Story of Festivus":</b> Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!<br><b>Button 2 "The Festivus Pole":</b> There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.<br><b>Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances":</b> Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!<br><b>Button 4 "The Feats of Strength":</b> And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!<br><br>