Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar: Witty and Honest Personal Essays About Family and Coming of Age

Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar: Witty and Honest Personal Essays About Family and Coming of Age

<p><strong>“The Funniest Memoir You’ll Ever Read”* from one of the “Funniest People on Twitter”**</strong></p><p>“Will make you love her even more than you probably already do. . . . Truly hilarious, with a wonderful sense of sarcasm, intelligence and a healthy dose of irony mixed in. . . . I couldn’t put this book down—you won’t be able to, either.” <strong><em>—</em></strong>HelloGiggles.com</p><p>From her beginnings as a wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds, through her spirited adventures watching self-gratifying monkeys, throwing up on Chinese-food delivery men, and stalking Leonardo DiCaprio, here are the goofy highs and horrifying lows of life as Kelly Oxford.</p><p>“Terribly funny, and often on par with the work of essayists she herself admires, such as Jonathan Ames, Sloane Crosley and David Sedaris.” —<em>National Post</em></p><p>“One of the funniest voices ever to hit the Internet uses her trademark blend of biting wit and self-deprecation to find hilarity in everyday life.” <strong>—</strong><em>NPR</em></p><p>“I read this. It isn’t as good as <em>The Wizard of Oz</em>.” —Beatrix, age five, can’t read</p><p>* <em>The Frisky</em> ** <em>Rolling Stone </em></p>