Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

"Dave Barry is one funny human."<br>--<i>San Francisco Examiner</i><br><br>For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.<br><br>But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:<br><br><br> Scratching<br> The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf<br> Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children<br> The Noogie Gene<br> Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts<br> Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method <br> Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate<br> And much, much more<br><br><br><br>"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."<br>--<i>USA Today</i>