Confessions of a Bad Boy

Confessions of a Bad Boy

Confessions of a Bad Boy Episode 1: Never Commit <br /> <br />I’m the internet's favorite Bad Boy - the guy who’ll tell it to you straight. No bullshit charm. No excuses. Consider it a public service, letting women know the truth about what guys are really thinking and teaching guys how to get what they want. <br /> <br />Yes, we were checking that girl out. <br /> <br />No, you don't want to meet her parents. <br /> <br />And no, ladies, we don’t care what shoes you wear - as long as they’re up around our neck by the end of the night. <br /> <br />Life was simple, until fate brought me back together with Jessie. <br /> <br />My best friend's younger sister, who I just happened to have the hottest one night stand of my life with four years ago. <br /> <br />Who calls me at 3 AM to get bailed out of jail. <br /> <br />Who I can’t keep my hands off of. <br /> <br />And who can never find out who I really am. <br /> <br />She’s off-limits, but I don't care. And when I need a fake girlfriend to help me out of a jam at work, she’s the only one who can help. Now I’m stuck sharing a hotel room with her for the weekend. <br /> <br />A long, sexy weekend. <br /> <br />This is your Bad Boy, signing off.