Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of <em>Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea</em> delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. <br /><br /> Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, <em>Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang</em> is good good good good! <br /><br /> Chelsea Handler on...<br /><br /> - Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." <br /><br /> - Living with her boyfriend:<strong> </strong>"He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."<br /><br /> - Appreciating her brother:<strong> </strong>"He's a certified public accountant, and <em>I</em> have a real life."<br /><br /> - Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />