CLAM JAM (CLAM JAM; BLUE BALLS Book 1)

CLAM JAM (CLAM JAM; BLUE BALLS Book 1)

<b>Clam Jam</b><br />“Clam Jam"<br /><em>Definition:</em> the female equivalent of a cock block.<br />Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him. <br /><br /><b>Maggie</b><br />That's my life-except it's worse. My friend who keeps “jamming" me is my gay roommate and if that isn't a W.T.F. moment, I'm not sure what is.<br /><br /><b>Fact:</b> He went home with three-yes, three-of the guys I had been so sure were into me.<br /><b>Fact:</b> He's really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I'm trying to get back in the saddle, but I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.<br /><b>Fact:</b> Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?<br /><b>Fact:</b> My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.<br /><br /><b>Ry</b><br />The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl", except there was one small problem: she didn't want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there-with her.<br /><br />So I had to go “undercover". <br /><br /><b>Fact:</b> I'm in love with my roommate.<br /><b>Fact:</b> I'm a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I've had for the past year has been my hand.<br /><b>Fact:</b> She's going to hate me if I come clean now.<br /><b>Fact:</b> I'm not giving up. Which means, I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real" me. <br /><br />The me that loves her.<br /><br />The me that would never do her wrong.<br /><br />Until then, I'll keep running off every guy who shows any interest. <br /><br />Until then, I'll continue to Clam Jam.<br /><br /><b>Praise for CLAM JAM:</b><br /><br /><b>"This story will draw you in, wrap you up like a warm comfortable blanket and have you longing for more long after the last page is turned."<em>-Lina's Book Reviews</em></b><br /><br /><b>"I loved loved this book. Comedy, romance wrapped up in one perfectly written book."<em>-2 Girls Who Love Books</em></b><br /><br /><b>"Ever find yourself doing anything you could to land the man/woman of your dreams? Ry backs himself into a hysterical corner in this romantic comedy. From start to finish, I found myself rooting for him, white lies and all...."<em>-Kata Cuic, author of the Moving the Chains series</em></b><br /> <br /><b>"With the perfect balance of sweet, sexy, and silly, Clam Jam is the total package. RC Boldt delivers on another great book that will have you clamming...er...clamoring for more!"<em>-Author Hazel James</em></b>