Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

<b>The newest book in the <i>New York Times</i> bestselling €œBarney Stinson€ canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.</b><br><br><B>So you€re going to be a parent.</B> <br><br><B>You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:</B> <br><br><B>Will I be a good parent? € Will I be able to afford this? € Can I ever have sex again?</B> <br><br>Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn€t mean your kid has to be as lame as you€re about to become. That€s why I€ve written this book€"to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. <br><br><B>The Bro Code for Parents will help you:</B> <br><br><B>Choose a baby name that won€t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker €</B> <br><br><B>Interview and hire a smokin€ hot nanny € Teach your child instant classics like €œThe Boobs on the Bus€ and €œBro, Bro, Bro Your Boat€</B> <br><br>With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, <I>The Bro Code for Parents </I>gives you all the tools you€ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.