Bear

Bear

A monster bear terrorizes a couple looking to get away to the mountains to rekindle their troubled relationship. In this intense psychological thriller by Van Allen, a grizzly bear, the largest carnivorous land predator in North America, reestablishes the natural pecking order where it is at the top of the food chain and soft squishy pink city folk are trespassers in its sacred kingdom. <br /><br />The local hunting professional had this to say:<br /><br />“I spect grizzlies would kill more people if it were true that grizzly bears wanted to eat people. That’s what city folk thank. There ain’t no truth to that. Grizzlies don’t want to eat people. If they did there’s plenty people to eat and people is easier to kill than most other creatures in these here woods. If anything, grizzly bears kill people to get rid of they nuisance, meddlin, holdin hands skippin through the woods with headphones on listenin to Bob Marley or some stupid s--- like they own the world. Git one thang straight. See out here in these here woods, you is the nuisance, an unnatural nuisance. You the pathetic contradiction to nature. Thank cause you got a gun, that evens the score? Well it don’t even nothing, not a d--- thang. And if you slip and forget for one minute who’s got the real advantage, you’ll be dead. You’ll be dead.”<br /><br />~Contains adult references, adult situations, horror, violence, adult language, and mature themes.