Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

<ul><b>Which dog always wins the race?</b><br /><i>The one with the comfortable lead!</i><br /><br /><b>How do angry people tie their shoes?</b><br /><i>With a crossbow!</i><br /><br /><b>What's big, purple and smells horrible?</b><br /><i>A monster's bottom!</i><br /><br /><b>What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?</b><br /><i>Just cut and paste!</i></ul><br />Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.<br /><br />A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.<br /><br />They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.<br /><br /> Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!<br /><br /><b>Newsflash: Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 9 Year Old Should Know!</b><br /><br /><i>PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!</i>