Apples Should Be Red

Apples Should Be Red

Recipe for Thanksgiving Dinner: <br /> <br />Start with 62-year old politically incorrect, chain-smoking, hard-cussing curmudgeon. <br /> <br />Add 59-year old sexually-repressed know-it-all in pearls. <br /> <br />Throw in a beer can-turkey, a battle for horticultural supremacy, and nudist next-door neighbor. <br /> <br />Serve on paper plates, garnished with garden gnome. <br /> <br />Tastes like happily ever after. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Penny Watson presents an over-fifty romantic comedy novella. 21,000 words. Story includes copious profanity and botanical references. <br />